Dylan Moran on Silvio Berlusconi:
Italy... the envy of the world, in terms of history, art and culture, 98 different political parties, and yet they still managed to elect him! He’s so crooked he sleeps on a spiral staircase. So thoroughly corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhoea. He’s had so many face-lifts his face has moved to the top of his head – you have to get on a step-ladder to watch him lie.